Super Compare

From the clearance rack of Durham’s Finest Supermarket, may I present,


Panburger Partner: Chili Macaroni, which I am just itching to prepare and bring to a potluck — mostly for the purpose of putting an end to all potlucks, which are the worst.*

Except, possibly, for meal trains. If you’re well enough to eat, you’re well enough to fix yourself a meal. Stop whining and make yourself a sandwich, or have an apple or something.

(Ok, I’ll stop channeling my mother now, bastion of sense that she be.)

*they are frighteningly unhygienic; plus nobody in the world is as good at cooking as they think they are, so basically participants are just punishing innocent attendees for the sake of ego.

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