Never, ever pass up an opportunity to pay one dollar to have an automaton* tell your fortune. Is my advice, anyway.
And Zoltar Speaks!** What does he say?
Plenty, as you can see:
Among other tidbits: I should wear onyx for luck, I shall be very happy with the one I have chosen for my life’s companion, and I really ought to curb my temper, impetuous and outspoken person that I am.