Me: Do you hear that noise?
Fella: What noise?
Me: Outside. It sounds like a waterfall, except obviously that’s not possible because we live in a city and not a rainforest.
Fella: Is it the dryer?
Me: No, I know what our dryer sounds like, which is NOT IN THE LEAST BIT LIKE A WATERFALL.
[Fella steps outside, returns.]
Fella: You HAVE to see this.
Me: See what?