Wake Up Cough

Early this morning, as I was walking, I yawned and a bug flew into my mouth — and proceeded to hum angrily all the way down my windpipe.

Fifteen minutes of coughing and gagging later, I staggered into the office with tears streaming down my face, my nose leaking snot, and a headache hammering away like f*cking Thor against the inside of my skull. And all of my coworkers immediately took cover in their cubes, likely assuming I was the carrier of some kind of virulent plague.

My life is amazing.

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