But I can see clearly now. Also, I have depth perception — valuable, tho’ initially a bit disorienting; plus I’m pretty sure everyone who saw me stumble out of Carrboro Family Vision thought I was drunk at, like, 915 am* — which is like living inside one of those IMAX movies at science museums.
Did you know there’s a foreground AND a background in one’s field of vision? It’s true, and a little surreal, and quite a bit scary. But also kind of cool.
*what am I talking about? My eye doctor is in Carrboro. Nobody’s awake at that hour.