The Gilliad: Better Than Sleep Crime

“So I was reading your blog last night! I don’t remember how I got there or what I was looking for or what I did next…but then, somehow I found your blog and I read it. I didn’t even know you had a blog, but suddenly I was at it.”

This is precisely the sort of IRL feedback I get from random people, which leads me to conclude that Google and Ambien are a potent combination.

Tho’ you know what this means, don’t you?

I need to develop some sort of merchandise and then create a commerce section.

And what shall I sell?

Doesn’t matter.

Really, all that matters is that within 24-48 hours, your PayPal account will be $125 lighter; within 6-8 weeks, you will receive a small package in the mail and exclaim, “Oh, I guess I ordered something?”

And when you open up your box or mailer envelope you’ll shrug and say, “Well. Ok, then.”

Kind of like this blog, actually.


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