I have a scone! I have a cup of tea! At this moment, my life is just about perfect.
But where is the scone, you ask? Nowhere, for I HAVE ALREADY EATEN IT.
I’ve still got the tea, though. Regarding the mug, I’d like to point out that this particular bit of swag is the ONLY mug in existence with my name on it. Yes, mine has to share a mug with, like, 40 other people’s, but I guess it’s better than nothing.*