I’m willing to bet that the answer to “So how do you like your eggs?” is never, EVER:
“Just like in Skymall!”
Why would anyone do this to a poor, defenseless egg? Why would anyone do this to a poor, defenseless airline passenger — just reading the ad copy makes me queasy; combining it with a visual activates my gag reflex.
I absolutely don’t have the stomach to “watch the video at Skymall.com,” but maybe you do?