Lego Monster Hunters

"hey girl"

“Hey, Slayer.”

"lego vampire hunter"

“Hey.”

"hey girl"

“I just stole these legs from a swamp creature. Also, this sick car.”

"lego vampire hunter"

“Cool.”

"lady slayer"

“Now DIE, Vampire B!+ch!”

"just sayin"

“What, seriously? You’d rather stay here? With Steampunk RoboCop?”

"slayer doubts"

"steampunk robocop"

“I like to play with my sword!”

"lego vampire hunter"

*Sigh*
(“You know, we were THIS close to passing the Bechdel test.”)

"just sayin"

“Girl, please. He does NOT count as a man. Did you see that hat? And that idiotic mustache? And OMG, that is totally a pocket watch. F*cking pseudo-Victorian hipster.
NOW GET IN THE CAR!”

"slayer doubts"

"steampunk robocop"

“My vintage timepiece has a grasshopper escapement!”

"on the road"

Slayer: Go, go, GO!
Vampire: Cover me! 

"pimp my lego ride"

The end?

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