Why Do Girls Need Special Legos?
I am a girl and I f*cking built this.
Note the lack of riding stables, cafe, pet salon, and rehearsal stage. Also, adorable animal friends.*
Why, you ask?
BECAUSE SPACE, WHICH IS BETTER.
And f*ck yeah, you better believe there’s a Canadarm**
*such as squirrels and hedgehogs, neither of which (I’m guessing) would NOT choose to spend their days “playing with” (read: being subjected to makeovers by) spunky tweens named Mia, Andrea, and Stephanie — whose activities, curiously enough, appear to be both defined and limited by their implied race/ethnicity.