Exhibit A

"wrecked hotties"

In what will no doubt become an ongoing series in which I school the male of the species on, like, everything: a car accident does not, EVER, fall into the category of “meet cute.”

Seriously, dude.* I shouldn’t even have to say this, but I’m making allowances because you are clearly in your twenties and horny as hell.

More free advice for the twenty-something man, from an actual woman: you’re not as smart or insightful as you think, so just focus on being cute — while you still can.

*Unless you are serious. In which case, let me put on my readers’ advisory hat and recommend this book.

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